"A Wonderful Alternative to Harnesses"

Seriously - you can't make this stuff up.

The Giggle Bug Toddler Tracker is the newest innovation for absent-minded parents. According to its advertisement in SkyMall Magazine, "Peace of mind is only a beep away...the Giggle Bug emits a loud beep, telling you exactly where your kids are...A wonderful alternative to harnesses."

Harnesses - really?