Booze is Good for You

It seems that red wine, like broccoli and green bean casserole, is not only delicious - it is also good for you.

The Washington Post reports that a "substance, called resveratrol, [found in red wine] enabled mice that were fed a high-calorie, high-fat diet to live normal, active lives despite becoming obese -- the first time any compound has been shown to do that."

So drink up, kids. Red wine is good for you. Now all we need is scientific proof that Miller Lite raises self-esteem.