Thursday, November 02, 2006

Hugo Chavez: OUT!...Michael Jackson: IN!

*Venezuela and Guatemala have agreed to end their campaigns to become the Latin American representative on the United Nations Security Council. The BBC reports that they will both endorse Panama's candidacy, and that this is a "significant political and personal setback for President [Hugo]Chavez." The news triggered a massive flood of hippie tears as ignoramuses everywhere began sobbing into their Patchouli.

*Michael Jackson lives in Bahrain and says, “I am always writing a potpourri of music. I want to give the world escapism through the wonder of great music and to reach the masses.” Prefix reports that the King of Pop plans to produce a new album with of the Black Eyed Peas. Everyone else wishes that Chuck Berry and Little Richard never invented rock and roll.


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