Thursday, November 30, 2006

Frat Guys Are Such Idiots

It's been a helluva two weeks for the Sigma Chi House at UNC. Here's the play-by-play:

1. Frat hazes pledges.
2. Anonymous parent of pledge informs school of hazing.
3. School punishes frat for hazing.
4. School newspaper finds out about frat hazing.
5. Front page headline of school newspaper blares "Sigma Chi guilty on hazing charges."
6. Frat steals 10,000 school newspapers.
7. Statewide newspaper finds out about frat stealing 10,000 school newspapers.
8. Statewide newspaper headline blares "Frat takes 10,000 papers to conceal hazing charges."
9. Frat endures scandal that will define it for a decade.
10.Post-frat blogger revels in misfortunes of rival frat.

Frat, frat, frat - we love frats!

Click here for the Raleigh News and Observer article about the UNC Sigma Chi House.


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