This Christmas, I'm Thankful for McSweeney's

McSweeney's features "Bean and Nothingness," a great satire of indie coffee shops and their regular clientele.

My favorite excerpts: "Today's flavors are Milagro Sweat and Artic Seal Tears...Our coconut chai will align your chakras. And our wheatgrass cider will cure bad karma...Oh, by the way, if you get tired of our Epiphany Chairs, you can always move over to our Inspiration Bar to work on your screenplay, write your great American novel, or found your Internet-based startup."